Finally, I can go to a cinema and be treated like a grown up.
Germans do cinema’s right. Not only do they serve beer in the establishment but they also have things called “love seats” which are comfortable double seats without armrests in the middle, so you can cuddle with your significant other.
I have never understood why you can’t have a beer in UK cinema’s and why do I have to be separated by an armrest? Who are these people that ruined it for everyone? I can only assume that cinema bosses expect that alcohol and double seats would turn every movie screening into an orgy so steer well clear of any potential temptation.
Now, if only I could understand what any of these German films are talking about.